Fishrite Caption Competition

[Dave Rothery]

filming for the new "modern carping tactics" video starts

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

Oiiiii, get orf moi swim.

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

Giant haystacks still likes to wear his ring attire at public appearencies.

 

[Murray Rogers]

The Barbel Society are proud to unveil their new advertising campaign.

'KEEPING IT REAL'

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

or keeping a troll.

 

[Wendy Perry]

I thought you said this whisky would put hairs on ma chest Jesus it's growin out of my cap now.

 

[Murray Rogers]

The guys from the Kickles Farm Syndicate were gutted to meet the two scouser members!

 

[Wendy Perry]

Mrs Wriggles asks "have you had anything"

Mr wriggles answers "i've had a double"

 

[Murray Rogers]

GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING

The Atkins diet has serious side effects, see example.

 

[Murray Rogers]

IS HE SAYING?


"After 1/2 bottle of Scotch, there's nothing I like better than to sit on me two bowls and have a good dump".

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

Strong stuff this gut rot whiskey, I spilled a drop and look, it killed the grass in a 50 yard radius.

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

now all I need is a biro, some shrink tube and a length of rig tube and I'll set up a drip.

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

The bottle isn't half empty, nor is the bottle half full, I on the other hand am half pi55ed. didn't know I was a philios...plisioliver did ya?

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

Graham 'fat wallet' Marsdens due down here to do a feature ---maybe if I offer him a drink he'll take my picture too......

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

".........But honestly ..I dont come from Suffolk ......."

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

"oi got a brand new comboin 'arvester......."

 

[Dave Silvers]

Fishing???????? who said anything about fishing.

 

[Ron (Rontroversial) Clay]

Typical Carp Angler!!

 

[James Roberts]

it takes intents concentration this fishing lark !!!

 

[kevin HEALY]

a pint of maggots or a glass of whiskey ,let me think?