Fishrite Caption Competition

[kevin HEALY]

i better not drink too much if iam going show you how to make homemade whiskey flavourerd bollies

 

[kevin HEALY]

drink this and your see double figures when weighing in

 

[kevin HEALY]

it has a better taste than fishermans friends sweets

 

[Dave Slater]

The cormorants are in the bivvy. Stick a bankstick through the one you want and I'll roast it for you while you help yourself to a drink.

 

[Darren Wainwright]

" Sorted.. "

 

[Darren Wainwright]

Well it numbs the sounds of the wife after "Spending too much time up that bloody lake!"

 

[Danny Lancaster]

OK BESTY!!! Save some film for the fish were gonna catch will ya!!

 

[Danny Lancaster]

Tackle Review:

Colostomy Bag Holder by OCTOPLUS.

Contents can be offered to members of PETA...no charge of course.

 

[Birds Nest]

Earlier on in his life, Paul Scholes was torn between Fishing and Football.

 

[Birds Nest]

tee hee hee I'm such a numpty, I was looking at the lad in the T Shirt, thinking that was the caption picture !!!

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

LOL, ) very good B.N. I couldn't figure out the Paul Scholes one at all )

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

This is the best midge treatment around. drink enough and you don't feel the bites and then midges die within a foot of leaving with your 'cocktail'.

 

[Tolan Williams]

To be fair they are measured in "Gills"

 

[Dave Warner]

Who needs fish..............

 

[Dave Warner]

but sir, you must leave now. the match has been over for days..........

But the bottle isn't empty yet and I've not yet begun to fish

 

[Ian Thompson]

Fished and Pi**ed but happy

 

[Gary Westoby]

After years of lugging heavy tackle around, Bob had recently found a lightweight and much more pleasent approach. However he couldn't quite remember the sessions as well these days!

 

[alan smith]

I'm not here. I'm just an optical illusion.

 

[Keith Truscott]

New I shouldn't have sent the missus for those Optix shades and Whisky boilies, now what am I going to use for bait?

 

[Keith Truscott]

So this is where "Randical Ron lives" No wonder he calls us "Crap Fisherman" now where's the Bacon Grill???