How did you find out about the compulsary line dancing Critter? That was supposed to be a big secret!
Graham and DB have been rehersing their experimental (and very moving) dance interpretation of 'Achy Breaky Heart' for month's now (complete with rhinestone waders!)
Cakey,
If it's pike you're after, in my experience lures and lives will outscore deadbaits by a pretty high ratio on the Lower Severn and coarse deads will also outfish sea-deads.
That said, the zander love bite-sized deads, especially small roach, bleak (a killer bait) and lamprey.
Hope that helps