Last Orders for Blenheim : 25th September

[Morespiders]

Spiders could share it with you, because since he got thrown out of Bettys afternoon tea dances he is only half the man he was, he don't even know the difference between a sickle or a scythe.



BC.

They only gave you a sickle, couldnt be trusted with a scythe, your dangerous with a pair of blunt nosed scissors

 

[Fred Bonney]

It does help BC, thanks.

I've made up my mind it's the Travel Lodge

 

[Steve Spiller]

Fred, bung your bivvy in and blagg it like me and Wend are gonna do

Loadsa 2 bivvy pitches, they dint moan last time cos they got double per pitch!

And seeing Slime talking to his alarm clock is priceless!

No red wine this time!!! 2 gallons of stella is plenty...........

 

[The Bone Collector]

Fred, bung your bivvy in and blagg it like me and Wend are gonna do

Loadsa 2 bivvy pitches, they dint moan last time cos they got double per pitch!

And seeing Slime talking to his alarm clock is priceless!

No red wine this time!!! 2 gallons of stella is plenty...........

See what I mean Fred............


Its like the Jeremy Kyle show under canvas.



...........may join you at the Travel Lodge

 

[Fred Bonney]

Hi Steve, I don't own a bivvy, or a sleeping bag.
I do have an umbrella, which I take with me at a pinch.
I go fishing not bloody camping

 

[Steve Spiller]

I can lend you a bivvy Fred, but it smells a bit

Clarkey and Slime used it last time. Don't know what they got up to after the door was zipped closed? Sounded like a re-make of Broke Back Mountain, perhaps they didn't have sleeping bags either?

 

[slime monster]

I have just bought a tent Spiller ,so this time I will not get blamed for your stains :wh :w

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

Poshers who enjoyed the large whiskey I bought him at last orders will be there,

Enjoyed it so much that I saw it at least twice more that night..chasing the beer I'd also seen twice!! Still at least I didn't look like Spiller after the red wine!

Has FM sought a sock supplier to sponsor this year's campers?

 

[The Bone Collector]

Question...Where do the missing socks go in the tumble dryer.








Answer....Try looking in the bottom of Spiders sleeping bag.




....On second thoughts don't ....it's orrible

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

"Try looking in the bottom of Spiders sleeping bag.
....On second thoughts don't ....it's orrible "






You should know -- you're often to be found there ....

 

[Steve Spiller]

Enjoyed it so much that I saw it at least twice more that night..chasing the beer I'd also seen twice!! Still at least I didn't look like Spiller after the red wine!

At least I kept mine down Poshers:wh:w

I shall not be partaking in any red wine festivities this year........

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

At least I kept mine down Poshers

At what cost mate, at what cost????

 

[Morespiders]

Right you lot thats going, I booked the campsite today, I suggest the ones thats camping on the Saturday night get it booked asap or you may be dissapointed.
Tel no 01869 350909

Spiller, the woman said your not welcome after your drunken antics last time, you will have to arrange somewhere else where they dont know you

 

[Steve Spiller]

Spiller, the woman said your not welcome after your drunken antics last time, you will have to arrange somewhere else where they dont know you

Hahahahahahahaha lol

Me??? It wasn't me who had a posh w**k in me uncles sock! :wh

 

[S-Kippy]

Diamond Farm Caravan & Camping Park -near Oxford & Cotswolds | Home Page

If that worked here is the link to the site & my apologies for not posting this earlier.

I'm still due a cheque or two but with "The Bosses" Cook Out coming up I know your minds, wallets & socks are elsewhere.

 

[Morespiders]

Me??? It wasn't me who had a posh w**k in me uncles sock! :wh

Thier lovely and soft, he only buys Italian ones, he's lending me some old ones this time, if he gives me two pairs you can have one of them

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

It wasn't me who had a posh w**k in me uncles sock!

Oi Spiller...you keep me and Farrow out of your sordid little arrangement with Spiders...we have reputations to maintain don't yer know!!!

---------- Post added at 15:21 ---------- Previous post was at 15:14 ----------

I have just booked a pitch...foolishly on the same site as you lot!! The nice lady referred to a gentleman who was going to organise and collect all the deposits but couldn't remember his name. Now who is it? Own up! I had a few ideas but as soon as she said the word "gentleman" my mind went blank.

 

[slime monster]

I'm booked in and only a sock throw from Spiders

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

Yes...she did mention you and Spiders...and then I heard a horrible retching sound!! But who is the mystery "gentleman" who is organizing the collecting of deposits...or is the nice lady still in shock from last year....I didn't think she ever quite got over Clarkey..

 

[Morespiders]

There was no mention of deposits when i rang her, only about the conduct of a unrully few