New Year’s 2018 Caption Competition.

[103841]

How many times have I told you Howard to keep your big mouth shut when your in that FM place with your fishing buddies, it's all over the front page now.

I won't know where to look next time I'm in the Windybank Fly club bar.

 

[binka]

Fred was often indecisive but today was definitely going to be a 'wet fly' day...

 

[binka]

Off goes our intrepid Fred, reliable as always.

Fly in hand and ready for the early morning rise...

 

[no-one in particular]

Darn it, where am I going to have a leak now.

 

[S-Kippy]

The job with the EA Licence Enforcement undercover section wasnt working out quite as Steve expected.

 

[Steve Ruff]

Keepnet theft mystery is solved

 

[lambert1]

Fred's first attempt at "urban" fishing made him feel a little over dressed!

 

[Graham Elliott 1]

Oh go on Fred, let me have a feel of your quiver tip Hardy.

 

[Philip]

Is that a bearing pin ? ...my bush is far better ..

 

[theartist]

When Fred said he had a smoking hot hooker I thought he meant his bait

 

[sagalout]

'Ere Jack, you want something you've never had before?
Why, what you got, leprosy?

 

[laguna]

Lads, some very good efforts!
We have now been informed of a winner for December 2017 and the prize is on its way.

Thanks, as always to all who took part and to Cliff for his excellent cartoon caption.
Wishing Happy New Year to all - May your fishes' be big and fat!

Laguna


THIS REFERS TO THE DECEMBER CAPTION COMPETITION. KEEP 'EM COMING FOR THIS, THE JANUARY 2018 COMPETITION.

 

[Cliff Hatton]

STOP PRESS....STOP PRESS....Chris (Laguna) Wilson's message, above, refers to the December Caption Competition.

Keep 'em coming for January 2018!

 

[Graham Elliott 1]

Yes Sid, drank that river water downstream from the sewage plant and no more Jeff......now Jane.!

 

[Graham Elliott 1]

Are you really telling me you went online and meant to order
"Fish and Finder" rather than Fish and Tinder?

 

[binka]

I'm sorry Madam you'll have to move...

It clearly states in the rules that all bikes are to be left at the entrance to the fishery.

 

[lambert1]

On the phone Fred had talked about his skill at laying on but all the woman could talk about was laying down and stroking his rod. She had a lot to learn about fishing he thought!

 

[lambert1]

The lads at the office had set him up again! There was no riverside pub with fishing rights called " The willing Trout" and Mandy was not the owner!

 

[binka]

Well hello, big boy...

Is that a priest in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

 

[lambert1]

When Tony had told him he was having a life changing operation Fred thought he meant a vasectomy!