Come and try the Swale Wol. 4x4 access is poor - do southern softies still use those 2 dangly bits at the bottom of their bodies? We call it walking up here. /forum/smilies/smile_smiley.gif
Right then...here is the plan.....We get "Wally" up here on the pretence that just like down Sarf, you can pay a young chap to stagger to your swim for you with mountains of tackle (all the Southerners have stacks of all the latest gear I can tell you!).
Then, we take him out to the most godforsaken stretch of the Swale, few bottles of champaign down his neck (they all drink GALLONS of this stuff I can tell you)...then when he is really ****erd, tie him up with duck tape, sell his tackle on Ebay, and make him trot off back down the M1 to the "promised land" in nothing but his Homer Simpson Y-Fronts!
Young Wally needs to experience a bit of real life, I might get me mam to knock him about a bit, and nick the money from his his purse!
Done the Swale, easy, had many a 5 pluser from Maunby, Wasp cakes the bait to be on. Down to the bridge off Pickeringmoor Lane, upstream, fousands of em. Look forward to playing around with ya mam in the back of me Range Rover.