Big Swordsy's Michael Jackson Memorial Trent Fish-in...Shamoan!!!Whoohoooo!

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

He used to have longer legs but he was badly effected in the famous "Black Monday" stock market crash and again in the current credit crunch - he was forced to carry his entire fortune in gold sown into the skin of his scrotum and this caused his legs to strink

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

That must've chaffed a bit

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

I've been told by those that saw the sight - it looked like he was storing apples for winter in his long john and he now has a scrotum the size of a small African country and can shoplift a week shopping in there - if you don't mind the smell

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Why don't you start a new thread...

Things That Graham's Scrotum Could Be Used For...

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Best not to say too much till after he's handed out the new FM caps

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Apparently, he ended up with so much skin that the people in charge of FM caps...

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

It can be used as an emergency bivvy - but the erection time is slow very slow

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

He could pul it up and over has back and prentend to be a turtle

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Also, with all that extra skin, he could push it down between his legs and up over his head, then crouch down on the floor and he'd look like a giant over ready turkey.

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

RIGHT! Less talk about Graham's scrotum.

Who's coming to the fish in then?

 

[Graham Marsden]

Just one word for you lot:

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Crikey, you shouldn't hire it out Graham. A bloke should hold on to his tackle.

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

WEEEEEeeeeeee......

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

...and another update

Definately, we'll be there:
Lee Swords
Matt Corker
Lord Paul
Posh Paul (if he can still breath)
Granville Marsdin and his BRAND NEW FM CAPS
Paul Howarth
Paul B
Mark Hewitt (Captain Trousers)
Grumpy Paul
Geoff Cowen

Interested:
Neil Maidment
Nigel Connor
Krian + the bread knife
Bryan Baron
Critter
Muffin
Sean Meeghan

Not welcome:
MoreSpiders (owing to his insistance on f*****g stupid rules)


So, who else is up for it?

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Matt

How much room will there be in your car - I'll need to have the butler pack my fishing wear, plus casual but smart clothes for Friday evening meal, and formal wear for Saturday evening when port and cigars will be taken. Also if there is room I'll bring a suit for the Sunday morning prayer session.

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

I'll put the roof box on.

Will you be bringing the inflatable chapel again?

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Anyone else coming?

 

[Mark Hewitt]

Hewitt senior (Dad), will at his holiday retreat in the next village and will come and say hello. He's not sure if he'll be fishing yet.

.......... Under the thumb - coward!

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Good man. Just make sure he doesn't skyline my peg

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Will we all be able to nip to his place for a poo?

 

[Mark Hewitt]

I'll be busy enough making sure he dosen't tread on you. His eyes are far from good.........

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I think we should all turn up to say hello to him in the morning, and have a cup of tea and a poo........

Whenever I've been on the trent or the lakes at muskum for a few days with him, he trots off in the morning for a shower and change of clothes.

Puff!!

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

He'd best be careful, I explode when stood on.


PS Is it me, or does the Wookie look a bit camp in that shot?