Blenhiem Meeting Time

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

I will be at the campsite Friday afternoon chilling out with a few caaaaaaaans
the only company I had last year at that time was a "camp" warden Until Les and Chris made an appearence , the club bar don't open until evening or at least that was the case then , it's probably shuttered up with a barbed wire fence now they have realised we are coming back!

Wol's a bit "camp" so he'll fit in well ....

 

[r1paul]

We will be there about mid afternoon Dave , we have to put Lord Pauls stately home up again .

 

[slime monster]

See you both then Les

 

[preston96]

All this at the Ancestral home Sir Winston!

Never, in the history of angling, will so few, owe so much to so many by chucking out time!

 

[r1paul]

The " Punch Bowl" in Woodstock , a good little pub , serves food all day , does do B&B , big enough for a crowd .:w:w:w

 

[slime monster]

The Punch Bowl =:w :w:w:w:w:w:w= :w driving = loss of license=

 

[S-Kippy]

Congratulations Skippy you must be chuffed to bits and rightly so.

We're only fishing Saturday and staying over Saturday night, would be good to see you again mate.

It aint gonna be a rowdy affair mate, a bit of nosh and a few beers at the bar on-site. Then back to the tents, wind Spiders up a bit, then hit the sack.

Steve

Thanks mate...I am chuffed to bits for her....she's worked bloody hard for this AND she is going for the right reasons ie TO LEARN not to doss. She wants to write so she's doing a journalism & feature writing course.

I shall do Saturday night.I have no tent or bivvy so I may just doss in the car.Spiders has kindly offered me a tent but I'm not sure I can be bothered to put it up.

Skippy

 

[Neil Maidment]

All this at the Ancestral home Sir Winston!

Never, in the history of angling, will so few, owe so much to so many by chucking out time!

I think this means .......


.....Paul will be at the bar and the drinks are on him!

:w

 

[preston96]

I think this means .......


.....Paul will be at the bar and the drinks are on him!

:w

What!!?? No way, i'll fight em on the beaches,etc etc i'll fight em anywhere, but i will naver shurender!..............................my hard earned pennies! :j

 

[slime monster]

Listen up ye would be Pirates this ere link should help International Talk Like A Pirate Day

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

Listen up ye would be Pirates this ere link should help International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Hahahahah............. I like these :

Top Ten Pick-up lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day at Blenheim
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

 

[Steve Spiller]

Hahahahaha

 

[S-Kippy]

Ahoy and avast ye scurvy chum choppin swabs.....here be the deal.

Cap'n Skippy will present a bottle of finest grog to the best lookin pirate that heaves to at Blenheim. It ought to be finest Jamaicy Rum but that be too disgusting for honest men to be a drinkin.

The only rules is that there be no rules other than tattooed brigands from the West Country cannot turn up dressed normal and claim the booty even if they look like a proper pirate already.

Admirals decision be final but in true Pirate King style I be open to bribes.

Aaaarr

 

[Ray Daywalker Clarke]

Shiver me timber Hornblower is up to no good, time to walk the blank ya yellow belllys. . Tis time to walk the walk and stop the talk.

Last one to the boathouse gets in the rum, i mean buy it, not get in it.
The wager is 3 gold coins a man, that'll just be me then as none of you have a pair of cannons like my beauties

 

[slime monster]

Ye cannot be serious .....last to the Boathouse ye say knowing full well this old west country Pirate will be handicapped with two wooden arms two hooks ,two wooden legs ,two eye patches, two wooden parrots and a Spider.
A curse on ye .

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time to walk the blank

..ha ha ha ha ha

 

[S-Kippy]

Belay there ! Pitch the bilge rat overboard & come splice the mainbrace with yer shipmates. There be plenty o'room fer a spider in Davy Jones' locker.

Just make sure ye get his doubloons first.

 

[preston96]

"HIDE THE RUM!!" Johnny Depp!

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

Ye cannot be serious .....last to the Boathouse ye say knowing full well this old west country Pirate will be handicapped with two wooden arms two hooks ,two wooden legs ,two eye patches, two wooden parrots and a Spider.
A curse on ye .

You forgot the apple head .............

 

[Ray Daywalker Clarke]

You forgot the apple head .............

And the caaaaaannnnnssssssssss.:wh

 

[Steve Spiller]

Ye be a bunch of nutters!!!

Av ye still got the wooden torso Cap'n Slime?