Gone Fishing photo caption competition, judged by Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer!

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David Attenborough’s latest attempt to capture the rare Whitehouse and Mortimer mating ritual


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Captures the actual moment they fell in love ...


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The BBC deny that they are filming a new show called Strictly Come Fishing
 

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The lads get a little too confident about their chances of a BAFTA …
 

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Bride left wondering why her wedding photographer hasn't turned up at the church yet
 

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Out of camera shot, John Baileys demonstration of his Cormorant scaring technique has a very receptive audience!
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Paul "No straight up Bob, in the old fishing books maggots were referred to as GENTLES, not what you thought I said!
 

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The joyous moment of epiphany when two men realise that political correctness and wokeness no longer applies to them
 

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Out of shot the lads enjoy watching an altercation between the camera man and a load of Kayakers.
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The awful realisation hit Paul, that he had just followed through on last nights "heart healthy" supper.
 

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Bob telling Paul that he has fallen madly in love with a young blonde Polish girl called Magda who works in the local Cafe Polski coffee shop
 
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Paul has solar panel transplant to prevent glare and to hide his bald spot
 
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Paul has first ever head mounted solar panel powered pacemaker fitted but is told never to wear a hat and to be careful when it’s a bit cloudy
 
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The lads were literally blown away by how loud a cow can fart!
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Paul "No I am not holding it in you cheeky sod, it would be a perfect fit if it were not for these waders!"
 

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Someone obviously thinks that it is funny to steal the wheels off comedians wheelchairs
 
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Fishing's answer to Stadler and Waldorf review the days filming.
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Paul "Shotting patterns are very important Bob and can make all the difference. If you want it hard on the bottom you need to bunch up on your length".
 

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Giant green monster Pacman attacks unsuspecting fishermen
 

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Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer secure new sponsorship deal with Burtons
 

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Where’s his nurse? He’s dreaming about that bloody dove again!
 

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Paul finally has enough of Bob and impales him twice in the head - added bonus is that the umbrella definitely won’t blow away now
 
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Founder members of the Chippendales finding it hard to move on
 

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After a busy day filming, the boys sit down for a critical evaluation of their individual performances.
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Paul "Let's face it Bob, if it were not for me, you would be sat on the sofa watching Loose Women or something. Now look at you!"
 
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