John Bailey's technical talks caused the lads some amusement
"During the trots I would opt for the use of a closed face to help maintain some degree of control against unexpected and strong wind"
Image 1 - "never again will Bob and Paul miss a bite whilst practicing their chamber laughs, lesson learned"
Image 2 - "they had promised each other, with such conviction, that they would be on their best behaviour at the ball, and that there would be absolutely no inebriation and subsequent pants wetting..."
Image 1 I told that young buxom barmaid IT WAS THIS SIZE, and I caught a big fish too ?
Image 2 This was the car park 30 minutes ago ! Told ya NOT to pull that lever that said “DANGER MAIN SLUICE GATE”
Bob's estimate of the size of pva bag needed, caused much hilarity.
Paul " Fishing is a serious business Bob and it doesn't help when you stand there cackling like a Hyena. I am standing here waiting to land your fish and I bet you don't even know where your float is!"
Image 1=Paul asking="Is that the size of the fish that got away or the lie you`re about to tell." image 1=Bob saying="Nothing beats good old Fish and Quips with friends Image 2=Paul saying=" Dress for dinner you said without mentioning us catching it first."
Paul and Bob are good friends. They like to go fishing together. Paul loves his fishing jacket that has lots of dangly things. They both love telling stories and laughing until it is time for their medicine.
The producer got distinctly miffed when the boys failed to follow instructions and suggested that they needed to smarten up. The following day he got his wish!
Bob struggles to convince Paul that the Gudgeon from waters around Windscale really are larger than average.
Paul admits to Bob that he feels a bit silly having waded in without any form of disgorger.
Bob's habit of carrying "pocket meat" is a source of amusement to Paul. Even Bob gets the giggles when he recalls the size of blockwurst he carried in his pocket whilst walking round Hamburg.
Paul soon realised that asking Bob to take the shot seriously, was doomed to failure.