Gone Fishing photo caption competition, judged by Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer!

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Paul to Bob ....

I know the cameraman needed a wee but how much exactly did he drink last night
 

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Paul and 'Bob decided to have a go at an ancient Peruvian fishing chant, that would normally be accompanied by Pan Pipes or a Nose Flute. With neither of these available, they were happy to improvise.
 

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By the look of Paul’s trousers his incontinence underwear has failed him yet again
 
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Bob telling Paul that he has only had an affair with a married woman once and that she had a strange fetish involving green silk scarves with white polka dots
 
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Cameraman comes up with innovative impromptu solution to stop the boys moaning about the cold water
 
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As boyhood fans of Stingray, Paul plays Troy and Bob plays Bones
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Paul " The readership of Trout and Salmon are very discerning Bob. You should have brought a fly rod mate."
 

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Bob to Paul ...

Stop mithering on ... One last cast then we get off t’ church
 
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Two seconds later the cameraman regrets not believing Bob and Paul when they told him earlier to be careful because there had been reports of dead cows floatIng down the river
 
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Amused by the name, the boys try to imagine what it is like to work for "Climax Tackle"
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Paul "I think it would be better if you moved out of shot Bob and I'll give you the number of my tailor in Savile Row."
 

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For fear of appearing crass and tasteless Bob is careful not to make any jokes about Paul looking like Pingu
 
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The boys look on as the drone filming the aerial shots gets snatched by a passing hawk.
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Paul "It's not ground bait Bob, he's noshing a sausage roll under that hood."
 

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Undercover police surveillance operation finally catches up with the infamous masters of disguise duo known as the Savile Row bank robbers
 
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Italia 90 revisited as the boys do Nesun Dorma
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Paul " To be brutally honest Bob, you don't bring gravitas to the shot."
 

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Hugh Miles rumoured to be making a new wildlife fishing series entitled A Passion For Dangling
 

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Bob: Without a word of a lie, Paul.
I had to phone for a plumber.
 
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Bob tries to show Paul the moves to "Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box", but cannot get beyond big fish without cracking up!
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Paul " Your laughing before the punch line again Bob!"
 

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Bob trying hard to stop Paul laughing having just told him that he was previously once known as the concrete Cock Roach King (it’s honestly true)
 
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Paul is glad he has his legs crossed as Bob details the process of neutering a Tom Cat.
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Paul " Actually Bob Pike attacks are not unknown. There is no warning, they react to movement. Best to stand still mate."
 

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Bob has to hold his hands up. The spraying of the Kayaker with Hemp and pellets was not entirely an accident.
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Paul "No Bob a Down Deep Husky Jerk is a type of Rapala Lure."
 
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