dorsetandchub
Well-known member
They don't nick hub caps these days. There's no demand for them other than Wiganers who still use them as pie dishes. Scallies have moved onto nicking allys these days. They used to leave the car on a pile of bricks, but since Liverpool was named as a city of culture burglaries of libraries increased tenfold and they now leave cars on a pile of books.
There are plenty of books out there whose authors might actually be able to claim to be providing a public service should they be used in this way.
Equally, plenty of books for which this would be the best possible use.