PaSC fish in Dam Flasj 2012

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Also dangermouse is a new member

 

[barbelboi]

Also dangermouse is a new member

I thought press ganging was illegel....
Jerry

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Stop it Matt I've just ruined another computer screen just thinking about it. It's just one of the funniest and precious moments I've ever experienced. It lifts even the blackest moment.

If I remember correctly, last year Spiders brought a home made cheese with chilli in it. GET IN!!

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Yes he did and a very nice cheese it was

 

[Morespiders]

Yes he did and a very nice cheese it was

Yes the chilli one went down very well, I make the stuff and just never thought to get any, remind me next year

 

[Chevin]

Thanks Chev, will pass it on to somebody else, theres more neadier than me

That is fine mate, what you do with all of that money is entirely up to you, as long as you credit me with US$2,600,000 in my PaSC account. After all, I have given you all of the money to which I was entitled, so it is only fair that I am credited with it. I have to say that it is nice to know that our treasurer is so philanthropic, at times I have had my doubts.:wh

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear........

 

[dangermouse]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear........

Summing up your day Corky? :wh

I`ve only just arrived home, missed a train by about a minute and then had to wait a f***ing hour for the next one

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Did any one notice that giant king kong's finger when we were looking for a stretch of swims? I assume no one stood in it (Derek?).

**** me it was massive!!

First I notice some bog roll on the ground and thought, " careful now that bog roll must be accompanied by something". My flicked about quickly to find the offending article before a stood in it. Then my eye detected movement as about 30 flies became aware of my presence and suddenly moved. And there it was - a ****ing huge cumberland sausage. A good old fashioned leathery one, clearly fashioned by a man who loves meat.

But what ******* did it there? Right in the middle of the track! Most inconsiderate and clearly done by a guy with no dignity. AND the fact that it was a nice chunky stool, it wasn't exactly urgent!

For once, I didn't have to use the facilities. Good job really because they'd demolished half the toilet block since we last visited the place.

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

Sorry there was no live commentary as per Peter Crabtree....but Dam Flask seems to be a mobile non-spot!!

Big thanks to all for a great day...despite my bruised ribs (read the write up!!).

Just a reminder lads..the secret is to...........

 

[Chevin]

Where is the write up? I am dying to see how the day went for you all

 

[itsfishingnotcatching]

Where is the write up? I am dying to see how the day went for you all

Probably cloaked in secrecy Chevin, they won't even give the info to members, suggest you threaten Spiders with the words he fears most "REFUND OF FEES"

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Where is the write up? I am dying to see how the day went for you all

I'm carefully crafting it at present

 

[Chevin]

I'm carefully crafting it at present

Good on yer sport, i look forward to seeing it

 

[Peter Jacobs]

I'm carefully crafting it at present

. . . a 'careful' translation being: I'll get around to it when I've recovered from the trip LOL

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Peter

What it really means is
I will knock together some badly spelled, write up full of poor grammar and email it to Poshers who can actually polish a turd

 

[Morespiders]

Probably cloaked in secrecy Chevin, they won't even give the info to members, suggest you threaten Spiders with the words he fears most "REFUND OF FEES"

I'm so glad you didnt come Notcatchingfishing,hope your diy table legs are wonky.

 

[itsfishingnotcatching]

I'm so glad you didnt come Notcatchingfishing,hope your diy table legs are wonky.

Fear not Spiders every effort will be made to attend the next one

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

Fear not Spiders every effort will be made to attend the next one

Have you absolutely no sense??? I threw myself onto the ground bruising my ribs and the bar stewards still insisted I catch more than them!! They're merciless...flee whilst you still have a chance!!

 

[itsfishingnotcatching]

the bar stewards still insisted I catch more than them!!

If His Lordship ever gets round to writing it up Poshers, we will no doubt "read all about it"

Does he only have maids and chimps, not secretaries?