PaSC fish in Dam Flasj 2012

[itsfishingnotcatching]

I can not eat wheat (crackers, cake, etc), milk (cheese) or alcohol amongst many other things!!

So that's Mr. Cholmondeley-Corker (Former PaSC) then, have you asked Spiders for a refund?

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

It's a temporary measure.

I can eat cheddar and other 'hard' cheeses, but not softer cheeses (higher in lactose).

Alcohol just don't like me!

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

I can not eat wheat (crackers, cake, etc),

Ouch....and you know how financially crippling Spider's oat cake premium can be....look what it did to Iceland...they had to drop Kerry Katona!!

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Unfortunately OATcakes contain wheat too!

I can eat rice cakes, but they are ****.

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Crikey, the auto-moderator is a bit keen. I only said ****!

 

[Steve King]

Bad luck Corkers old boy.

We will have to change the name now you know, but somehow the "Port and Stilton (non alcoholic and dairy free alternatives available) Club" doesn't have the same ring to it.

I will inscribe the flask as "The Damn Flask" with a rusty nail :w:w

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

er...I think I might be ok with malt whisky....

 

[Morespiders]

If not then we can award the tankard for some obscure reason liek every other prize we give out

Bad news, with the downturn of the economy any prizes won this year will be charged at a higher VAT rate 79%, going on holiday in November, times are hard

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er...I think I might be ok with malt whisky....

Yes i'm sure, bring two bottles then.

 

[Bluenose]

As far as I am aware Mr Peter Jacobs moderator of this site is not known for baking his own crackers.

Really.. jeez I know he owns all of the oil companies I didn't realise he owns Ritz as well.

 

[Steve King]

Good news guys!! I persuaded the missus to cook a batch of her famous home-made Scotch Eggs!! YUM

 

[Morespiders]

Good news guys!! I persuaded the missus to cook a batch of her famous home-made Scotch Eggs!! YUM

£3-27 off your annual subscription Mr King

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

Sound the 5 minute warning, open the shelters, the world is ending earlier than those Mayan's expected....

Scotch eggs....meets ...Corkers digestive system

We're doomed, doomed I tell ya

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

It's a ****ing non-digestive system at the moment!!

 

[Steve King]

Well Corky, the Scotch Eggs are off the menu for you - the sausagemeat contains rusk and obviously the completed article is coated in breadcrumbs prior to frying.

All the more for the rest of us!!!

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

I'll have to make do with 'egg'

 

[Chevin]

Good luck to all of you at Dam Flask on Sunday. I hope you all have a good time and catch a few fish too. I would've to loved to join you, but no one will pick me up and drive me there. It's going to be a lovely day here with the temperature well into the 80'sF so I will think of you as I have a glass of port while sitting beside my fish pond.:w:w:w. (From my experiences, it holds more fish than Dam Flask anyway. )

 

[Peter Jacobs]

(From my experiences, it holds more fish than Dam Flask anyway

LOL, many a true word etc. etc. etc.

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

I'm not the only one that's been[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmFhjgYaZf8"] logging at Damflask[/ame]

 

[guest61]

Re: PaSC fish in Dam Flask 2012

Good luck to all of you at Dam Flask on Sunday. I hope you all have a good time and catch a few fish too. I would've to loved to join you...)

I'll second that, will the 'Fish in' be broadcast in live via someone's smart phone?

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

bet those poor workmen got a shock when they found your log cabin

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Re: PaSC fish in Dam Flask 2012

NO!!!!!!!!

Fishing is to get away from all that ****. We purposefully chose a venue with no signal.

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bet those poor workmen got a shock when they found your cow pat

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