PaSC fish in Dam Flasj 2012

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:eek:mg:I have no Stilton for tomorrow! The Missus was going shopping and I said, "Do not forget the Stilton". She told me she wouldn't. Two hours later, she came home lugging a long and heavy cardboard box along with the rest of the shopping. I said, "what the hell is that?". She said, " it is your stilson, they had the 18" models on special, so I got you one of those.":doh: :eek:mg::eek:mg:
 
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I have no Stilton for tomorrow! The Missus was going shopping and I said, "Do not forget the Stilton". She told me she wouldn't. Two hours later, she came home lugging a long and heavy cardboard box along with the rest of the shopping. I said, "what the hell is that?". She said, " it is your stilson, they had the 18" models on special, so I got you one of those.":doh:
May come in handy Chev, hit her rount ed with it?.

Anyway, I went for the cheese and biscuits this morning, £2,765-87p, Can you send more money, and for those that are attending, it's another £434-59p, plus your pools money £221-61p, look forward to seeing you all tomorrow.:D

PS. Change to rule 34 I as treasurer can use two rods, and weigh the fish I catch on my scales.:D
 

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May come in handy Chev, hit her rount ed with it?.

Anyway, I went for the cheese and biscuits this morning, £2,765-87p, Can you send more money, and for those that are attending, it's another £434-59p, plus your pools money £221-61p, look forward to seeing you all tomorrow.:D

PS. Change to rule 34 I as treasurer can use two rods, and weigh the fish I catch on my scales.:D

Well I have run out of money, that stilson cost a bob or two. However, I have just come into quite a lot of dish, so I will make it all over to you. It amounts to millions. Just contact this guy and follow his instructions.

Good day


My name is Steve Morgan and I work with the finance house here in the Netherlands. I found your address through my countries international Web directory. During our last meeting and examination of the bank accounts here in the Netherlands, my department found a dormant account with an enormous sum of US$ 6,500,000.00 (Six million five hundred thousand US dollar) which was deposited by late Mr. Williams from England.

Before his death he transferred the sum of US$ 6,500,000.00 (Six million five hundred thousand US dollar) to a bank here in Netherlands. From our investigation he had no beneficiary or next of kin to claim these funds.

Because of our financial house regulations only one foreigner can stand as next relatives or next of kin. The request of a foreigner as a next of kin is base on the fact that the depositor was a foreigner and somebody in the Netherlands cannot stand as the next of kin.


I need your permission as the next relative or next of kin of our deceased customer, so that the funds can be released and transferred to your account, at the end of the transaction 40% will be for you and 60% will be for me and my colleague.


We need a foreign account. I still work at the financial house and that's the actual reason that I need a second party or person, to stand and work with me and apply to the bank here in the Netherlands as the next of kin. I have in my possession all the necessary documents to have this transaction carried out successfully.


Further information will be provided upon the receipt of your prompt response and I want you to know that there is no risk involved. I will need us to work together if you are interested and I assure you that I will provide all useful information and documentation as this business needs urgent attention as there is no much time to waste.
Kindly Write me directly with your Name, Address, telephone and fax number on this email steve.morgansteve@aol.com so I can explain the procedures.

Regards

Steve Morgan
steve.morgansteve@aol.com
 
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God the diminutive one is going to starve...have just been to Aldi in order to add to the stilson collection...and I thought ....let's see if I can find any non-wheat based biscuit comestibles for young 'Poo Chute".

Sadly aldi have no non-wheat based such products..so I just got more oat cakes

I was in Morrisons t'other day and young Sean Wilson ..

(I believe the ladies whose brains are drained by the world of soap,98.8976% of the UK female population so the Misogynist University of the North revealed, know the chap as Martin Platt/Pratt/ Sprat..something like that)..

......anyway young Sean and his trusty side lick...were flogging the latest in the their fine range of cheeses originating from Saddleworth...it was a humdinger of a blue..ideal for PaSC. Sorry lads I've ate the lot.

Still it is available from Morrisons. They also flog other of their cheese tempters in Asda. Clever chappies those two!!
 

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I've just phoned Paul lads, bad news am afraid... I'm still turning up.... a bit later than initially planned though.

I've got butties and a flask and a mars bar from dee aldee
 
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This means that under Paragraph 3a, subsection 22, footnote 4a of the PaSC unwritten constitution...yes the bit I've written in Bulgarian...

I have already caught 5 Dam Flask Chub all over 6lb, 3 perch over 4lb and an elusive Dam Flask minnow....I am then entitled to employ Asprey's engraver to place my name upon the chalice for this year.

It shall henceforth be known as Bluenose's Exemption!
 
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Stop it Matt I've just ruined another computer screen just thinking about it. It's just one of the funniest and precious moments I've ever experienced. It lifts even the blackest moment.
 
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