Totally fishing unrelated.

[Ron Clay]

Mixed Martial Arts - that's for softies. We should go back to the days of ancient Rome and have some real contests.

Russell Crowe wouldn't last a minute against a real gladiator.

 

[Robert Draper]

Personal friend of Spartacus eh Ron?

 

[Ron Clay]

Probably in a past life.

 

[Robert Draper]

[background shouting]
"I'm Ron Clay!"
"No I'm Ron Clay!"
"I'm Ron Clay and so is my wife..."

 

[Mike Parker]

Go away he's not Ron CLAY he's just a very naughty boy!!!!(Monty Python - Life of Ron)

 

[Robert Draper]

<Naked bearded carp angler emerges from bivvy>

Don't touch those juniper-flavoured boilies, they're all I've bl**dy got!