I must point out that the nickname "Gloria" was due to my flowing, highlighted, 80's mullet and not because of my (reputed) cross-dressing activites! Sadly, today those glorious locks have been replaced by the shiny, smooth, swept back look.
Also Neil, you refer to me as an ex-banker. It has been argued by many that, in fact, I am very much still so today. (Or am I loosing my hearing as well as my hair?) Damned ageing!!