Caption Competition No. 3

[Gerry Castles]

If I squeeze just here, we'll have the most expensive scrambled eggs in the world.

 

[Murray Rogers]

Billy Makin is standing by his "my Barbel are ok", theme.

 

[Joe Foxall]

first bloke: why fish for that its orrible.
second bloke: well
first bloke: i was talking to the fish.

 

[Peck Neville]

for christs sake hurry up and take the damned foto, the landing net handle i am perched on is about to break through the arse of my shell suit, if i clench my cheeks any harder these false teeth of mine are going to shatter with the impact of a landing net handle hitting them FROM THE INSIDE.

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

(Fish)
E're mate, I've told you there are no eggs, I'm male any more squeezing and one flick of my tail and we'll see who has the small black eggs...

 

[disco dan]

GRAHAMS FIRST BARBEL TAXIDURMIE WAS NOT A
GREAT SUCCESS.


(NOT THAT YOU OR ANYONE ON FISHING MAGIC
WOULD)

 

[Andrew Miller]

Ok Sturgeon we can relax our tummy now that Wendy Perry gone

 

[Les Jones]

(Fish) If I had know I was going to have my picture taken, I would have had a shave.

 

[Wendy Perry]

(Wendy ) Bloody hell Graham i know you said i'd look good in leather but this fish suit is killing me and don't you dare drop me !!!

 

[David Robichaud]

Of course they are whiskers you idiot, what do you think I tickle the old trout with.

 

[Vinnie Coleman]

What a strange species!Odd colours on head,narrow eyes & whiskers,had to jump into his hands to look closer!

 

[Ron Clay]

I'm not putting this one back. The leathery skin will make me a nice new and bigger wallet.

 

[Gerard Knight]

not quite what i was after but it will make a nice change to turkey

 

[Douglas Reynolds]

Well,some people keep cows and goats for milk,i just happen to like caviar!

 

[Martin Wright]

Anglers Mail Exclusive - photos of new record Roach.

 

[Martin Wright]

Well known angler admits to dodgy wig.

 

[Shaun King]

Weather was cold and frosty
A sturgeon took the hook
Fishing Magic pictured it
For us to have a look

 

[Ian Whittaker]

I'm not coarse but your still not using me for bait.

 

[Ian Whittaker]

Honest Mr Bailiff, I caught it in Windermere.

 

[Dave O'L]

"Cor, it's amazing what you find in my pants!"