Well!!, what can i say ?, exept what a poor show by the lot of you, did nobody try exept my mate JK, just to show you all how bad you were Spiller caught fish non stop.
JK nearly didnt come thinking he would be outclassed by the creme of FM, no worries ther JK, well done mate, thanks for the beer.
No doubt if i had fished i would have won, good job i was there just in an advisory capacity and not fishing.
Mr Dexter, keep practising, i told Eddie to watch you and learn, he said after the match, I thought you told me he was good, I had to tell him i was only kidding to save face.
Marsden, you must learn patience my boy, and not to pack up after 20minutes fishing, plus, you eat far to much.
Ewitt, dont lean so far back in your chair, most of the time you were looking at the sky, your supposed to look at your float.
M Meeghan, good organisation, pity about your angling ability, I have not seen you catch a fish yet, next time sit next to me or JK, and watch.
Townsend, the roach king, end peg as well, Spiller is even more dissolutioned, you broke the kids heart not catching, he was in tears, you was his hero.
Posh, you threw to big a shadow on the water with a winter sun, therefore lessening your chances
Spiller J, theres no barbel in that stretch, roach dont respond well to four oz bombs and twelve pound line, and 18mm boilies.
Ewitts uncle, well hes Ewitts uncle.
Eddie, it was yourfirst time with this shower, hopefully you will do better next time, and they didnt put you off coming again..
Beeccy, them Carlusso floats are a waste of time, next time try a dotted down small porkupine quill, fished double rubber.
Wendy well done girl, piker extraodinare, four big pike, bet Mr Spiller stood back whilst you removed the hooks.
As for me, I'm still washing the dog s---t off my umberella, and did anybody find an 20s hook, i dropped?.
Ron, Can I borrow your new 4wt flyrod, I need a spare for the bonefish in April?