The Biggest Match in Years

[Morespiders]

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[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

crikey, hope there's enough room

 

[Morespiders]

Well, its Monday now , think theres about 6 going

Corker

Posh

The Elwin

Lord Paul

Mr Swords(maybe) If he does, for godsake ,nobody mention Incognito

Mr Hewitt, Wife permitting

Mr Meeghan may call in.

Ohh, and Me

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

er...that's 8 then /forum/smilies/smile_smiley.gif

 

[Morespiders]

Do you count your maggots as well?, watch your step or your not coming./forum/smilies/nerd_smiley.gif

Then it will be only five

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Yes I do, but I weigh them to work it out.

First I count out 20 maggots and weigh them.

Then I weigh the whole lot and work it out from that.

This method saves a hell of a lot of time, otherwise the whole of Saturday evening would be taken up by maggot counting. How sad would that be???

 

[Morespiders]

Right your not coming!!, cant be doing with daft

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

You're right, I'm not coming. It's just the way the wind is blowing in my trousers.

 

[Ric Elwin]

Being a stillwater, are there any Barbel in there? And can I put them in a keepnet?

 

[Morespiders]

Most likley some barbel in there, all the messin people do these days, save your small keepnet for our next Ribble trip, can see how many we can fit in it, loads I expect.

Two rules for Sunday Ric, NO HEMP, or Incognito, saves any problems/forum/smilies/nerd_smiley.gif

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

So that I can sneak some in, my hemp will be coming incognito

 

[The Monk]

sorry guys I was going to come over but I`m on a date, she looks great on the internet?? maybe next time, have a good un/forum/smilies/smile_smiley.gif

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

That's a shame, you were going to be the official photographer.

 

[The Monk]

sorry mate, lust before mates and all that/forum/smilies/smile_smiley.gif

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

We could set you up with one of the 'local' girls.

Apparently one of the local farmer's daughters makes a fantastic hare pie, which takes a good licking.

 

[The Monk]

Oh well I could be persuaded, please send photo/forum/smilies/smile_smiley.gif

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

WOuld you like a photo of the girl or the hare pie?

 

[The Monk]

send the pie to Deanos mate, i want the girl/forum/smilies/smile_smiley.gif

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

She also does a decent cream pie mate.

 

[Morespiders]

Will you two behave !!!.