PP007............I can totally see where you're coming from!
The quality of workmanship on your floats is unquestionable and the finished article something to behold, as are those of other float makers of similar ilk who sell them (still can't get my head around 'pink' though!) so it's just the difference between 'functional' and a 'work of art' and we all have an opinion on that!
TBH, I have neither the time or desire to try and produce the latter, but as I said I can totally understand those that do and I appreciate the beauty of your creations. Mine, on the other hand are the product of much trial and error so luxurious finishing not required......
At the end of the day it matters not a jot and I suppose I keep in mind what H T Sheringham once said of the float..."Whilst pleasing in its appearance, it is even more pleasing in its disappearance" and amen to that!!
ps I live in a serious shooting area, so never a problem to find all sorts of bird quills when out walking and many times I've come back home, cleaned up a sample using just my fingernail to remove the husky bits, a quick roughing of the surface/ folded end to produce an 'eye' followed by a coat of paint, gives me a decent enough float ready for use the next day......Works a treat and looks nice sat next to lily pads in true Crabtree style!
Don't think I would get many takers on ebay, though!!!